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"An old man is sitting on a park bench across from a little boy, watching him eat candy bar after candy bar. The old man says to the little boy," Son didn't anybody ever tell you that it's not healthy to eat so much candy?" The little boy looks at the old man and says, "Mister, my grandmother lived to 103 and my grandfather lived to 105. The old man asks, "What, from eating candy bars?" The boy said, "From minding their own goddamn business."